What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 19.06.2025 02:01

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Still no good.
Nuts and Butts
If Jesus was crucified by Governor Pontius Pilate, why does the Quran deny his death?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Just Forget it!
Why was the rock band Kiss so successful?
Everyone loved it.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Then came..
Why do humans sweat while stressed?
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
So they tried
Analysis & Anal Cysts
What does it mean when we dream about demons, ghosts, monsters, etc.?
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Freaks and Cheeks
Another attempt resulted in ...
What does success really mean to you? Is it about happiness, money, or something else?
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Unacceptable again!
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
If my lovely sister sleeps with my boyfriend, what should I do about her?
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
They put up a sign reading
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
What is the lowest probability event you have personally witnessed?
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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
No go.
Mitsubishi Said in Advanced Talks on $8 Billion Aethon Deal - Bloomberg.com
No, not a chance
share office space ...
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Which is the most liked web series in India?
Catatonics & High Colonics
No way
Next, they tried...
Thumbs down again.
Still no good
Minds and Behinds
Loons and Moons
So, the docs changed it to read
Hysterias & Posteriors